Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Im the lucky one!















Ku persembahkan satu citaku
Setulus hati hanyalah untukmu
Dan ku lakukan semampu aku
'Tuk menyayangimu
Hingga kau merasa jadi pujaanku

Chorus:
Meski bercinta kadang tak indah
Tapi tu buktikan kau yang terindah
Dan ku pastikan
I'm the lucky one
Nikmati cinta
Lebih dari segalanya

Jiwaku dulu yang tak tersentuh
Kini terasa sejak bersamamu
Berikan hangat hingga ku tak mampu
'Tuk jauh darimu
Kerna kau yang bisa buatku bahagia

Bridge:
Caramu membuatku tak berdaya
Mata hatiku pun ikut terjaga
Kau ubah hidupku ini
Jadi sempurna

Monday, June 2, 2008

One finest day with Fuiyyo


Tuhanku
dosaku menggunung tinggi..
tanpa keampunanMu
tergolonglah aku di dalam golongan yang rugi

Ya Allah
rahmatilah dan berkatilah insan² yang telah ku zalimi
peliharalah mereka
sayangilah mereka
lindungilah mereka
Agar dapatku merasa secubit keampunan
diatas perilakuku yang lalu
lembutkanlah hati mereka
semoga dosaku ini
dimaafi

Ya Allah
peliharalah daku
dari melakukan dosa
yang tidak dapatku perbaiki lagi

Ya Allah
sekiranya inilah balasan yang harus ku terima
aku redha ya Allah
semoga dosaku ini
tidak berulang kepada generasiku

Ya Allah
yang terjadi adalah satu suratan
yang telah Kau tulis sejak sekian lama
Kau berikanlah aku kekuatan
untuk aku tabah meneruskan kehidupan

Ya Allah
Matikanlah aku di dalam kebaikan
Jauhkanlah aku dari kematian yang sia²
aku menunggu hukuman yang setimpal
aku redha tinggalkan dunia
agar tidak dihukum di akhirat sana
agarku dapat mencium bau syurga..

Monday, May 19, 2008

save the universe with piracy


Friday, April 18, 2008

Marketing for Dummies

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's DIRECT MARKETING.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's ADVERTISING.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call her and say, "Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's TELEMARKETING.

4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her. You pick up her bag after she drops it. You offer her a ride and you say, "By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich. Can you marry me?"
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's MARKET COMPETITION.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me! And she follows him.
That's LOSING MARKET SHARE.

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!
That's BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Muffel Song vs Schnuffel Song




Monday, April 7, 2008

Lembu maging


First sight, nothing is "wrong" here...
Second thought, where is the entire herd? ;)

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Bejeweled 2


As the hyper tension with my former company where i wrote my final year thesis increased itself coz of something i should not mention here i actually found a new way of releasing my valve of pressure...ohh thank God!




I think i have done a lot with this for the time being..unless someone out there manage to break this record then i will reconsider getting my feet inside it again


Click image to take the challenge..i bet you wont ;)



p/s: credit to my beloved friends Adif,Simon,Jenna and Lim..have a nice trip guys!..

& however thank for this malay phrase that you all have alienated crafted for me+ain

" jar uh d martha d cart d hearty"

Thursday, March 20, 2008

bad parenting..?


Friday, March 7, 2008

tulun..


(Klik gambo utk "beso"kan)

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

J-A-M-B-A

Feel very boring this week.. I´ve got NOTHING to do and just watching tv. Jamba ringtone ads on many channels has finally got its spear on me..how poor :)




Du bist mein allerliebster schatz,
an deiner seite ist mein platz,
weil ich dich so gerne kuschel,
bist du mein süser schnuffel.

kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,
du bist mein kleiner süser schnuffel,
du bist mein kleiner süser stern,
hab dich zum kuscheln gern.

la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,

Nachts träum ich nur von dir,
1000 küsse geb ich dir von mir,
will dich immer nur zu knuffeln,
lass uns zusammen kuscheln.

kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,
du bist mein kleiner süser schnuffel,
du bist mein kleiner süser stern,
hab dich zum kuscheln gern.

la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,

kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,
du bist mein kleiner süser schnuffel,
du bist mein kleiner süser stern,
hab dich zum kuscheln gern.

ich bin so froh das ich dich hab,
denk ich an dich für tag an tag,
ich werd dich nie vermissen,
weil wir zusammen passen.

la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,

Du bist mein allerliebtser schatz,
an deiner seite ist mein platz,
weil ich dich so gerne kuschel,
bist du mein süser schnuffel.

kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,kuschel,
du bist mein kleiner süser schnuffel,
du bist mein kleiner süser stern,
hab dich zum kuscheln gern

Friday, February 22, 2008

Telemarketer

I´ve got a phone call this morning from someone claiming he is from Lottery blablabla offering me a stake in a million Euro sweepstake. Maybe next time i will try to do the same thing as Tom Mabe has done...



But it is rather tougher to do that in Germans...cakap melayu senang arr sket..heh

Leechers



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I have to count the number of leechers for Naruto 39 manually and about three times to ensure that i am right - 2 147 483 647


Yes, it is 2.147 billions of leechers!


I am not sure if it is really a true hit or some cables have gone missing in Mininova´s server. The picture was snapped today, Friday 22/02/2008 at 0102 GMT+1(Berlin Time zone). Double-check it here

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Robot ghairah

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Traditional vs. modern






(Click on the images to view them in original size)







I captured this picture last year at someone´s home in Germany. The frame is made of a hard wood and the inside crafted fabric is made of silk. What is great from this gorgeous art is that it is hand-made and was crafted by Palace´s handcraftman for a very important reason that only the family members know. Pricetagged at nearly 15k Euro and has consumed nearly 3 months to finish. Now at its service holding the family´s picture and bcoz of certain reason i want to cannot post the picture of the full frame in this blog. Sorry buddy ;)

Anti gravity..

This one is really superb but your head will shake for hours after trying that..guarantee! LOL

It was for sale for 2000 dollar. awesome

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Extreme gaMEs - dice vs cup



Actually i can do it for less than 5 seconds...hmm hmm

Just joking :>

Extreme Commercial - Milk


Some people say drink milk can make someone fat. Well, this commercial says..

I found this milk commercial months ago. Due to its huge size of 96 MB i have converted it into other format that can be uploaded faster. There are still 3 more clips to go. I will upload them later. For original version feel free to ask. I will give you the torrent link. EnjoY!

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Extreme Blade Test - Rolls-Royce

When it comes to safety, it is worth to blow this 9 million English pound jet engine

* Fan blade failure is rare but it happens. This test was to ensure that when it happens the shrapnel does not being blown out from the engine case and causes a catastrophic phenomenon.

Extreme Brake Test - A380 -800

Summary of Testing:


Dynamometer Energy : 125.2 MJ*
Brake Application Speed : 90.07 m/s
Stop Distance : 1120 m
Mean Deceleration : 3.62 m/s2
Energy Absorption Rate : 5.04 MJ/s

* 1 kg white bread contains only 0.01 MJ of energy

Extreme Landing - Crosswind

I thought the plane was about to land in the sea...